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Tools
The Tools principal belongs to the IT Manager. It's his job. Nobody
else's. These guys speak a different language. They read manuals on
something called "COBOL" that's 8000 pages long as if it's a Stephen King page-turner.
Let them give you the tools. They're your blacksmith, your
fishmonger. They procure, they build, they operate and manage your computer
hardware and software.
They do not run your business. You wouldn't expect a Fishmonger to tell you
how to get married, now would you? But you might just ask them for advice
on the best fish, and expect them to get it at the best price.
Here's the guide for good Tools in your company:
Know IT
Have you ever wandered what a batch job is and why it runs at 3am and takes 9 hours?
No? Well good. That's not your job. But it is your IT section's
job. They have to know WHAT a computer tool is, and HOW it's used. They
need to know what happens if it goes wrong and how to fix it. They have to
be Business Savvy. You would expect a Housing Officer to know what the implication
is of a house burning down? Expect IT staff to know what happens to your business
when a process fails.
Do they have a Definitive Software Library and Definitive Hardware Store?
If not, ITIL them.
Do they have a clue about how income is used? Get them shadowing workers.
And most important of all, are they up to speed on what tools are used in what areas
of your business? Do they know that a member of your financial team is building
his own Microsoft Access database and filling it with private details of all your
clients, when you just spent £5.6m on a new Customer Relationship Management system?
No? Get them back in control. Get them KNOWING your IT.
Link IT
We all love Grand Designs. And
who in their right mind would spend 3 years of their life building a house where
the living room is in Essex, the kitchen's in York, and the front door is somewhere
up in Liverpool? People like you, that's who!
Don't buy IT if you're gonna do that.
Make your IT work together. It's a WHOLE. You should have printers that
work no matter which computer you're sat at and no matter which application you're
using. Tablets should work with ALL your business applications, not just one
or two that someone somewhere who once owned an Amstrad CPC 464 likes to dream about
instead of Helena Bonham Carter.
And what's more - this is YOUR money we're talking about here. Don't fool
yourself. Every time you buy a piece of software, calculate exactly how much
it costs in rent, in benefits, in direct payments, in terms of YOUR POCKET.
Make it count. Make it work as a whole. One big, happy
family of IT products and services that supports your business. One that doesn't
ask you to go to Chester to get management reports...
Keep IT
In years gone bye, so my father tells me, people would care about their tools.
They would clean them, fix them, and take pride in them. They didn't just
pop down to Asda and buy a new frying pan, they'd clean the thing - they're wash
it properly and get the grease of it. And when they bought a new one, they
made sure it was built to last.
Don't install IT you can't sustain. And don't ask your IT staff to do work
to "quick fix". You wouldn't "quick fix" your car and then drive your kids
400 miles, would you? Don't put your company at risk - make sure your tools
are built to last and that everyone signs up to it.
Secure Interactions
Could you imagine what life would be like if someone kept opening up your brain,
telling your friends about all those deep, dark desires for your neighbour? It would
be rather tragic, in fact, it might even be described as un-live-it-downable
You
are naturally quite lucky as a human being in that respect. People only know what’s
going on in your head if you tell them. They can’t open up your brain and see your
Oedipus complex in full swing or read your credit card bill. We are protected by
a fascinating invention of biology that we could describe as encryption-by-bits-of-flash-that-smell-when-cooked.
Furthermore, we also have a pretty hard shell called a skull and we are
naturally inclined to keep our gobs shut: we all learn pretty early on that
we have to know how to deal with things if we open our gobs and shouldn’t have!
Welcome to the world of contingency and risk planning.
We are also quite keen to
ensure we know who we’re talking to, and thus on judging whether an individual should
be told fact A or not. This experience is no better illustrated than by that moment
you approach a beautiful looking individual at a bar and decide that it’s high time
you ask them back to your flat for some extended deliberations on Descartes. You
have authenticated them, taking on an understanding of who they are (perhaps their
name, though most likely just their [bra / box] size or financial and gymnastic
ability if you’re anything like me after 5 Sambucca's)
determining whether the
fact “I would love to do some pillow philosophy with you” should be blurted out.
Hence, authorisation.
And even then there are some things, if asked, you just don't get onto. "Where
did your cat go? it was here last time?" is often avoided - and to get that
type of information, you need to trust this individual a hell of a lot more than
you do right now!
Thus, the principles of Secure Interaction are:
- Know who you’re talking to and give them a label (sometimes called a Token) that
you'll remember them by next time
- Know what you can and can’t tell them and do with them (that is, Authorisation)
- Confuse people or computers that try and get at information you want to keep secret (encryption and obfuscation)
- Record what happens so you can win the argument that'll brew up four months
into the marriage ("I told you that when we met the first time!!")
Overarching this
is the need to know what to do if it all goes wrong. Namely, when Beauty turns back
to Beast in the morning, have a contingency plan.
Knowledge and Intelligence
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Access
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A Firm Foundation
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The Environment
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